A government can only rule as long as the people allow.
Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease exists, the government has finally given up to public pressure demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like hell!
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic but will help the government with extra tax if it comes off.
Fat people have the kind of inflation that even the government can't keep down.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
